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I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
Television -- a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done.
Television -- a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done.
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, read more
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV.
Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV.
Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on--not for looking at.
Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on--not for looking at.
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is read more
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will read more
By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?
Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?
