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    I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally wrote 'rarely' instead of 'really'. But I wanted to use it, I didn't want to cross it out, so I wrote 'I rarely drive steamboats, Dad. There's a lot of sh*t you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator.' I know this letter took a harsh turn right away.

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There are certain people whom one feels almost inclined to urge to hurry up and die so that their letters read more

There are certain people whom one feels almost inclined to urge to hurry up and die so that their letters can be published.

by Christopher Morley Found in: Letters Quotes,
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If you are in doubt whether to write a letter or not, don't. And the advice applies to many doubts read more

If you are in doubt whether to write a letter or not, don't. And the advice applies to many doubts in life besides that of letter writing.

by Edward Bulwer-lytton Found in: Letters Quotes,
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Letters are among the most significant memorial a person can leave behind them.

Letters are among the most significant memorial a person can leave behind them.

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The art of art, the glory of expression and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity.

The art of art, the glory of expression and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity.

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Letter writing is the only device for combining solitude with good company.

Letter writing is the only device for combining solitude with good company.

by Lord Byron Found in: Letters Quotes,
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Never write a letter if you can help it, and never destroy one!

Never write a letter if you can help it, and never destroy one!

by Sir John A. Macdonald Found in: Letters Quotes,
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I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was read more

I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper.

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Letters Quotes,
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When a man sends you an impudent letter, sit right down and give it back to him with interest ten read more

When a man sends you an impudent letter, sit right down and give it back to him with interest ten times compounded, and then throw both letters in the wastebasket.

by Elbert Hubbard Found in: Letters Quotes,
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Letters are useful as a means of expressing the ideal self. . . . In letters we can reform without read more

Letters are useful as a means of expressing the ideal self. . . . In letters we can reform without practice, beg without humiliation, snip and shape embarrassing experiences to the measure of our own desires. . . .

by Elizabeth Hardwick Found in: Letters Quotes,
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