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    I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper.

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One of the pleasures of reading old letters is the knowledge that they need no answer.

One of the pleasures of reading old letters is the knowledge that they need no answer.

by Lord Byron Found in: Letters Quotes,
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Never write a letter if you can help it, and never destroy one!

Never write a letter if you can help it, and never destroy one!

by Sir John A. Macdonald Found in: Letters Quotes,
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I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally read more

I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally wrote 'rarely' instead of 'really'. But I wanted to use it, I didn't want to cross it out, so I wrote 'I rarely drive steamboats, Dad. There's a lot of sh*t you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator.' I know this letter took a harsh turn right away.

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Letters Quotes,
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I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage.

I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage.

by Henry David Thoreau Found in: Letters Quotes,
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There are certain people whom one feels almost inclined to urge to hurry up and die so that their letters read more

There are certain people whom one feels almost inclined to urge to hurry up and die so that their letters can be published.

by Christopher Morley Found in: Letters Quotes,
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This is not a letter but my arms around you for a brief moment

This is not a letter but my arms around you for a brief moment

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Thanks for your nice little note, though I am sorry to hear you find Through the Looking Glass so uninteresting. read more

Thanks for your nice little note, though I am sorry to hear you find Through the Looking Glass so uninteresting. You see I have done my best, so it isn't really my fault if you think Tweedledum and Tweedledee stupid, and wish that I had left out all about the train and the gnat.

by Lewis Carroll Found in: Letters Quotes,
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Letters are expectation packaged in an envelope.

Letters are expectation packaged in an envelope.

by Shana Alexander Found in: Letters Quotes,
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If you are in doubt whether to write a letter or not, don't. And the advice applies to many doubts read more

If you are in doubt whether to write a letter or not, don't. And the advice applies to many doubts in life besides that of letter writing.

by Edward Bulwer-lytton Found in: Letters Quotes,
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