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    Chain letters are the postal equivalent of intestinal flu: you get it and pass it along to your friends.

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Correspondences are like small clothes before the invention of suspenders; it is impossible to keep them up.

Correspondences are like small clothes before the invention of suspenders; it is impossible to keep them up.

by Sydney Smith Found in: Letters Quotes,
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Letters are useful as a means of expressing the ideal self. . . . In letters we can reform without read more

Letters are useful as a means of expressing the ideal self. . . . In letters we can reform without practice, beg without humiliation, snip and shape embarrassing experiences to the measure of our own desires. . . .

by Elizabeth Hardwick Found in: Letters Quotes,
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I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was read more

I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper.

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Letters Quotes,
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This is not a letter but my arms around you for a brief moment

This is not a letter but my arms around you for a brief moment

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I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage.

I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage.

by Henry David Thoreau Found in: Letters Quotes,
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Never write a letter if you can help it, and never destroy one!

Never write a letter if you can help it, and never destroy one!

by Sir John A. Macdonald Found in: Letters Quotes,
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If you are in doubt whether to write a letter or not, don't. And the advice applies to many doubts read more

If you are in doubt whether to write a letter or not, don't. And the advice applies to many doubts in life besides that of letter writing.

by Edward Bulwer-lytton Found in: Letters Quotes,
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I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally read more

I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally wrote 'rarely' instead of 'really'. But I wanted to use it, I didn't want to cross it out, so I wrote 'I rarely drive steamboats, Dad. There's a lot of sh*t you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator.' I know this letter took a harsh turn right away.

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Letters Quotes,
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Letters are expectation packaged in an envelope.

Letters are expectation packaged in an envelope.

by Shana Alexander Found in: Letters Quotes,
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