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    Chain letters are the postal equivalent of intestinal flu: you get it and pass it along to your friends.

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I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally read more

I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally wrote 'rarely' instead of 'really'. But I wanted to use it, I didn't want to cross it out, so I wrote 'I rarely drive steamboats, Dad. There's a lot of sh*t you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator.' I know this letter took a harsh turn right away.

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Letters Quotes,
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Letters are among the most significant memorial a person can leave behind them.

Letters are among the most significant memorial a person can leave behind them.

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One of the pleasures of reading old letters is the knowledge that they need no answer.

One of the pleasures of reading old letters is the knowledge that they need no answer.

by Lord Byron Found in: Letters Quotes,
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Letters are useful as a means of expressing the ideal self. . . . In letters we can reform without read more

Letters are useful as a means of expressing the ideal self. . . . In letters we can reform without practice, beg without humiliation, snip and shape embarrassing experiences to the measure of our own desires. . . .

by Elizabeth Hardwick Found in: Letters Quotes,
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Letter writing is the only device for combining solitude with good company.

Letter writing is the only device for combining solitude with good company.

by Lord Byron Found in: Letters Quotes,
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Letters are expectation packaged in an envelope.

Letters are expectation packaged in an envelope.

by Shana Alexander Found in: Letters Quotes,
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Correspondences are like small clothes before the invention of suspenders; it is impossible to keep them up.

Correspondences are like small clothes before the invention of suspenders; it is impossible to keep them up.

by Sydney Smith Found in: Letters Quotes,
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Never write a letter if you can help it, and never destroy one!

Never write a letter if you can help it, and never destroy one!

by Sir John A. Macdonald Found in: Letters Quotes,
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This is not a letter but my arms around you for a brief moment

This is not a letter but my arms around you for a brief moment

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