It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

I don't believe in an afterlife, so I don't have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven read more

I don't believe in an afterlife, so I don't have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse.

All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.

All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.

You only live once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.

You only live once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.

If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing.

If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing.

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning.

The art of living is more like that of wrestling than of dancing. The main thing is to stand firm read more

The art of living is more like that of wrestling than of dancing. The main thing is to stand firm and be ready for an unseen attack.