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He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be read more
The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete read more
A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors.
Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.
Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.
He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.