Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

Generally, employees who file complaints of discrimination do so as a last resort.

Generally, employees who file complaints of discrimination do so as a last resort.

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be read more

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.

A small family is soon provided for.

A small family is soon provided for.

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his read more

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.