The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.

The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how read more

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.

A good husband makes a good wife.

A good husband makes a good wife.

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father.

What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!

Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!