We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.

We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

The family is the school of duties... founded on love.

The family is the school of duties... founded on love.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice read more

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.

Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.

Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.