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Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom read more

Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.

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I don't know if we've made a statement, but it's enjoyable. This tournament kind of emulates the state tournament, so read more

I don't know if we've made a statement, but it's enjoyable. This tournament kind of emulates the state tournament, so we can learn from this.

by Cindy Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Realize what causes hearing loss and use common sense. If you're exposed to loud sounds, use ear protection.

Realize what causes hearing loss and use common sense. If you're exposed to loud sounds, use ear protection.

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We have some big, long, thin boys. We probably got away with a few fouls, but it's the aggressive team read more

We have some big, long, thin boys. We probably got away with a few fouls, but it's the aggressive team that gets the calls. Today I thought we earned the calls.

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This act calls for parental notification to one parent before a minor obtains an abortion, but New Hampshire law also read more

This act calls for parental notification to one parent before a minor obtains an abortion, but New Hampshire law also contains exceptions and provides adequate safeguards to protect any minor facing emergent health risks.

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who will shuffle when he's not going anywhere, scratch when he's not itching and grin when he's not tickled.

who will shuffle when he's not going anywhere, scratch when he's not itching and grin when he's not tickled.

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Anybody who comes to the show should have an open mind. It's kind of different. Take your expectations of a read more

Anybody who comes to the show should have an open mind. It's kind of different. Take your expectations of a magic show, and forget them. This will change them. People have preconceived notions of what a magic show should be.

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If the human race wants to go to hell in a basket, technology can help it get there by jet.

If the human race wants to go to hell in a basket, technology can help it get there by jet.

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Brooke was special in the sense that we grew up together on that island.

Brooke was special in the sense that we grew up together on that island.

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