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    It gets to seem as if way back in the Garden of Eden after the Fall, Adam and Eve had begged the Lord to forgive them and He, in his boundless exasperation, had said, ''All right, then. Stay. Stay in the Garden. Get civilized. Procreate. Muck it up.'' And they did.

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We had a pool among the coaches. Would John Neal get a free throw, or would Shawn Taggart get an read more

We had a pool among the coaches. Would John Neal get a free throw, or would Shawn Taggart get an assist first.

by Damon Archibald Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We have a new coach, so we're still working on a lot of things. For our first race together, it read more

We have a new coach, so we're still working on a lot of things. For our first race together, it turned out OK.

by Jimmy Austin Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's like taking over This Is Your Life from Eamonn Andrews - you just open your mouth and hope you read more

It's like taking over This Is Your Life from Eamonn Andrews - you just open your mouth and hope you sound like yourself. That's all you can possibly do.

by Michael Aspel Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We send our thoughts and prayers to the family. We ask people for their own safety to stay away from read more

We send our thoughts and prayers to the family. We ask people for their own safety to stay away from railroad tracks.

by Joe Arbona Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Even Vance Walberg (Fresno City College basketball coach) said Jackson was like a man playing against boys. And there is read more

Even Vance Walberg (Fresno City College basketball coach) said Jackson was like a man playing against boys. And there is no doubt how good Clovis West is, but I thought our players were kind of intimidated and I was disappointed that we didn't compete better. I felt like some of the kids gave up and just went through the motions.

by Joe Aiello Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The holidays are also a time when people freak out about their finances. If you don't want to spend the read more

The holidays are also a time when people freak out about their finances. If you don't want to spend the money, why not try some of the other options instead of killing a bunch of animals?

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I know that you want to find a solution that the Israelis and Palestinians can live in peace and harmony.

I know that you want to find a solution that the Israelis and Palestinians can live in peace and harmony.

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All I wanted was a refund, but instead we got treated like criminals. They made my wife cry on her read more

All I wanted was a refund, but instead we got treated like criminals. They made my wife cry on her honeymoon, and that's priceless.

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I remember getting busted in the nose.

I remember getting busted in the nose.

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