A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.

Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.

His was the sort of career that made the Recording Angel think seriously about taking up shorthand.

His was the sort of career that made the Recording Angel think seriously about taking up shorthand.

A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.

A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse

What were once vices are the fashion of the day.

What were once vices are the fashion of the day.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Folks who have no vices have plaguey few virtues.

Folks who have no vices have plaguey few virtues.

The function of vice is to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.

The function of vice is to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.