One of the blessings of age is to learn not to part on a note of sharpness, to treasure the read more

One of the blessings of age is to learn not to part on a note of sharpness, to treasure the moments spent with those we love, and to make them whenever possible good to remember, for time is short.

This merger will mean a real choice and lower prices in local phone service, faster Internet access and better cable read more

This merger will mean a real choice and lower prices in local phone service, faster Internet access and better cable TV.

I don't want to be mean or anything, but I don't like girls, because they just want to bother you read more

I don't want to be mean or anything, but I don't like girls, because they just want to bother you all the time.

When he ran from a cop his transitions from accelerating walk to easy jog trot to brisk canter to headlong read more

When he ran from a cop his transitions from accelerating walk to easy jog trot to brisk canter to headlong gallop to flogged-piston sprint were as distinct and as soberly in order as an automatic gearshift.

The minute a person whose word means a great deal to others dare to take the open-hearted and courageous way, read more

The minute a person whose word means a great deal to others dare to take the open-hearted and courageous way, many others follow.

At times we were criticized for doing too much slapstick. I don't believe in mild comedy, and neither does Lucy.

At times we were criticized for doing too much slapstick. I don't believe in mild comedy, and neither does Lucy.

How is the government going to run without people like us? We make 35 percent of the bread in this read more

How is the government going to run without people like us? We make 35 percent of the bread in this country, and that much of the margarine, and cooking oil, and all the other things.

Although there was a point with the Tijuana Brass where we were playing for such huge crowds that I kind read more

Although there was a point with the Tijuana Brass where we were playing for such huge crowds that I kind of lost contact. At one point, the only connection I had with the audience was with people out there lighting cigarettes.

There is nothing politer than this. It's literally a camera looking at people -- a radio that sees things -- read more

There is nothing politer than this. It's literally a camera looking at people -- a radio that sees things -- but it's completely private. You see a white ghost. There is nothing that gives any indication of race or sex, so there is no racial profiling.