In the great department store of life, baseball is the toy department.

In the great department store of life, baseball is the toy department.

Lady, I'm not an athlete. I'm a baseball player.

Lady, I'm not an athlete. I'm a baseball player.

Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.

There are only five things you can do in baseball: run, throw, catch, hit and hit with power.

There are only five things you can do in baseball: run, throw, catch, hit and hit with power.

Baseball is a game of inches.

Baseball is a game of inches.

Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.

Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.

Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.

Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.

Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules read more

Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray.

Baseball is the only sport I know that when you are on offense the other team controls the ball.

Baseball is the only sport I know that when you are on offense the other team controls the ball.