Other villages think we are millionaires, but we are not. We are still living at poverty level.

Other villages think we are millionaires, but we are not. We are still living at poverty level.

We will cancel the results of any polling center, inside or outside of Iraq, if it has been proven that read more

We will cancel the results of any polling center, inside or outside of Iraq, if it has been proven that there was fraud in there. To this day, I don't think there is a reason to cancel the entire elections.

My bottom line is that if the U.S. government just stands on the autopilot, just on the current trim line read more

My bottom line is that if the U.S. government just stands on the autopilot, just on the current trim line ... I think that it is more likely than not that we will see a nuclear bomb exploding in one of our cities in less than a decade.

Adam was looking for a comedian to do a 7 o'clock show. Two years ago, I was up for a read more

Adam was looking for a comedian to do a 7 o'clock show. Two years ago, I was up for a 10 o'clock show at another hotel, but I didn't want a 10 o'clock show. It isn't my crowd and I didn't think it would work.

Customers can expect millions of dollars in savings at the bottom line, compared with Xeon-based systems, by slashing power requirements,

Customers can expect millions of dollars in savings at the bottom line, compared with Xeon-based systems, by slashing power requirements,

Bet your parents were proud of you, ... Even now, he has a bumper sticker on his truck showing off read more

Bet your parents were proud of you, ... Even now, he has a bumper sticker on his truck showing off about collecting beer cans.

We then resorted to watching them through a telescope and marked the places where they landed to pick up sample read more

We then resorted to watching them through a telescope and marked the places where they landed to pick up sample droppings for viral tests,

By the second day you know which dog is your favorite. They say the dog picks you and I really read more

By the second day you know which dog is your favorite. They say the dog picks you and I really think that's true.

Feedback is a pleasant thing. I get a lot of letters from unexpected people in unexpected places.

Feedback is a pleasant thing. I get a lot of letters from unexpected people in unexpected places.