I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

He serves his party best who serves the country best.

He serves his party best who serves the country best.

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling read more

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.