Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

Party honesty is party expediency.

Party honesty is party expediency.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.