All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.

He serves his party best who serves the country best.

He serves his party best who serves the country best.

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar read more

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.

The sun with light umber
touches vined cucumber
The more he tickles
the more there are pickles.

The sun with light umber
touches vined cucumber
The more he tickles
the more there are pickles.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.