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A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life read more

A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent living and good works followed by one outburst of taking the name of the Lord in vain—then have a heart attack at that moment and be damned for eternity. Is that the system?

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In the third quarter 2005, we produced our best third-quarter result ever,

In the third quarter 2005, we produced our best third-quarter result ever,

by Josef Ackermann Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a read more

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.

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At times, it's hard to practice against him because he's relentless for the offense to win.

At times, it's hard to practice against him because he's relentless for the offense to win.

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In my deepest troubles, I frequently would wrench myself from the persons around me and retire to some secluded part read more

In my deepest troubles, I frequently would wrench myself from the persons around me and retire to some secluded part of our noble forests.

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Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th'ligislachure, baptizes read more

Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th'ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward. - "Mr. Dooley's Opinions", 1900.

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This weekend we have checked addresses that could have been connected to him. So far we have had no success read more

This weekend we have checked addresses that could have been connected to him. So far we have had no success with this. We will continue efforts to trace this man.

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My ankle was going toward the left and my foot was going toward the right. I was shaking, and they read more

My ankle was going toward the left and my foot was going toward the right. I was shaking, and they kept covering my eyes.

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Very obviously, they've pitched well not making mistakes, living on the corners,

Very obviously, they've pitched well not making mistakes, living on the corners,

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