Saturday Night Live was fun, really really fun. The changing lady was so quick, she almost tore my arm off read more

Saturday Night Live was fun, really really fun. The changing lady was so quick, she almost tore my arm off after the opening monolouge.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.

I think he feels the door has been opened, and he's getting some shoves from behind.

I think he feels the door has been opened, and he's getting some shoves from behind.

A nation devoid of art and artists cannot have a full existence.

A nation devoid of art and artists cannot have a full existence.

I finally realized why I am so crazy about women... I am, in fact, a lesbian trapped in a man's read more

I finally realized why I am so crazy about women... I am, in fact, a lesbian trapped in a man's body!

We've got ships for all different types of people and all different sizes, just like the hotel industry. There's some read more

We've got ships for all different types of people and all different sizes, just like the hotel industry. There's some people that love hotels like Bellagio, and others -- I'm staying in a hotel right now with I think six rooms.

You've got to play with your head and your heart. You can't play with one or the other, or you'll read more

You've got to play with your head and your heart. You can't play with one or the other, or you'll get killed.

I have suffered from depression for most of my life. It is an illness.

I have suffered from depression for most of my life. It is an illness.

The suspicion some people have about the president's motives in this attack is itself a powerful argument for impeachment, ... read more

The suspicion some people have about the president's motives in this attack is itself a powerful argument for impeachment, ... After months of lies, the president has given millions of people around the world reason to doubt that he has sent Americans into battle for the right reasons.