It is my belief, you cannot deal with the most serious things in the world unless you understand the most read more

It is my belief, you cannot deal with the most serious things in the world unless you understand the most amusing

I can believe anything provided it is incredible.

I can believe anything provided it is incredible.

You can have anything you want if you will give up the belief that you can't have it.

You can have anything you want if you will give up the belief that you can't have it.

If out of all mankind one finds a single friend, he has found something more precious than any treasure, since read more

If out of all mankind one finds a single friend, he has found something more precious than any treasure, since there is nothing in the world so valuable that it can be compared to a real friend.

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human read more

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race

You don't tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.

You don't tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.

What then in the last resort are the truths of mankind? They are the irrefutable errors of mankind.

What then in the last resort are the truths of mankind? They are the irrefutable errors of mankind.

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another

I believe that every person is born with talent.

I believe that every person is born with talent.