Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

Money is indeed the most important thing in the world; and all sound and successful personal and national morality should read more

Money is indeed the most important thing in the world; and all sound and successful personal and national morality should have this fact for its basis.

Money does all things for reward. Some are pious and honest as long as they thrive upon it, but if read more

Money does all things for reward. Some are pious and honest as long as they thrive upon it, but if the devil himself gives better wages, they soon change their party.

The sinews of business (or state).

The sinews of business (or state).

Still amorous, and fond, and billing,
Like Philip and Mary, on a shilling.

Still amorous, and fond, and billing,
Like Philip and Mary, on a shilling.

I'm tired of love, I'm still more tired of rhyme, but money gives me pleasure all the time.

I'm tired of love, I'm still more tired of rhyme, but money gives me pleasure all the time.

Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the read more

Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought read more

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.