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Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in read more
Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in the 'he said she said' sometimes there's some poetry, if you turn your back long enough and let it happen naturally.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
If two men on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If they disagree all the read more
If two men on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If they disagree all the time, then both are useless.
Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see read more
Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see you again' might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, 'I love you.... I want to marry you.... I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.
Keep a grateful journal. Every night, list five things that happened this day that you are grateful for. What it read more
Keep a grateful journal. Every night, list five things that happened this day that you are grateful for. What it will begin to do is change your perspective of your day and your life. If you can learn to focus on what you have, you will always see that the universe is abundant; you will have more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never have enough.
Neil: The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.
Neil: The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.
It grossed something like 12 million dollars and started a cycle of so-called boy-meets-ghoul horror films.
It grossed something like 12 million dollars and started a cycle of so-called boy-meets-ghoul horror films.
Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!
Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!
It struck me that the movies had spent more than half a century saying, "They lived happily ever after" and read more
It struck me that the movies had spent more than half a century saying, "They lived happily ever after" and the following quarter-century warning that they'll be lucky to make it through the weekend. Possibly now we are now entering a third era in which the movies will be sounding a note of cautious optimism: You know it just might work.