Maxioms Pet

X
  •   26  /  28  

    But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can find. Of course, our show is obviously at a disadvantage compared to the many news sources that we're competing with… at a disadvantage in several respects. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility we are, well, oddly enough, actually about even. We're about even.

Share to:

You May Also Like   /   View all maxioms

  ( comments )
  27  /  28  

Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They read more

Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny.

by Stephen Colbert Found in: News Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  8  /  30  

Who, or why, or which, or what,
Is the Akhond of Swat?

Who, or why, or which, or what,
Is the Akhond of Swat?

by Edward Lear Found in: News Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  7  /  16  

Stay a little and news will find you.

Stay a little and news will find you.

  ( comments )
  5  /  15  

The American people deserve to know that they're not just watching the administration's spin on their local newscasts -- they're read more

The American people deserve to know that they're not just watching the administration's spin on their local newscasts -- they're paying for it, too.

by Senator John Kerry Found in: News Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  25  /  29  

There's villainous news abroad.

There's villainous news abroad.

by William Shakespeare Found in: News Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  11  /  25  

We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We read more

We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We don't have to - we travel in fake ethics.

  ( comments )
  7  /  17  

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

by Robert Mugabe Found in: News Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  19  /  14  

It is good news, worthy of all acceptation, and yet not too good
to be true.

It is good news, worthy of all acceptation, and yet not too good
to be true.

by Matthew (mathew) Henry Found in: News Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  9  /  39  

As cold waters to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a far
country.

As cold waters to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a far
country.

by Bible Found in: News Sayings, General Sayings,
Share to:
Maxioms Web Pet