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Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. -Laurence J. Peter.
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. -Laurence J. Peter.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. -Bill Cosby.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. -Bill Cosby.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth. -Peter Ustinov.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth. -Peter Ustinov.
Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults. -MAD Magazine.
Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults. -MAD Magazine.
Most people do not receive nearly enough appreciation. How can this be when appreciation is free, easy, and readily available? read more
Most people do not receive nearly enough appreciation. How can this be when appreciation is free, easy, and readily available? All you have to do is speak. Go give some away now.
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -Martin Mull.
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -Martin Mull.
Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet.
Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet.
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set read more
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. -Bill Vaughan.