A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set read more

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. -Bill Vaughan.

Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.

Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.

Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet.

Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. -Unknown.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. -Unknown.

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -Martin Mull.

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -Martin Mull.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. -Bill Cosby.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. -Bill Cosby.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and read more

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. -Harry S Truman.

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. -Laurence J. Peter.

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. -Laurence J. Peter.