Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -Martin Mull.

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -Martin Mull.

Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth. -Peter Ustinov.

Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth. -Peter Ustinov.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare. -Ed Asner.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare. -Ed Asner.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. -Bill Cosby.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. -Bill Cosby.

Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet.

Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet.

Every beetle is a gazelle in the eyes of its mother. -Arab proverb.

Every beetle is a gazelle in the eyes of its mother. -Arab proverb.

Children are natural mimics: they act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners. -Anonymous.

Children are natural mimics: they act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners. -Anonymous.

Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.

Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. -Doug Larson.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. -Doug Larson.