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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
One of the greatest resources people cannot mobilize themselves is that they try to accomplish great things. Most worthwhile achievements read more
One of the greatest resources people cannot mobilize themselves is that they try to accomplish great things. Most worthwhile achievements are the result of many little things done in a single direction.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set read more
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
The things we hate about ourselves aren't more real than things we like about ourselves.
The things we hate about ourselves aren't more real than things we like about ourselves.
You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth.
You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth.
A sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the unexpected, and smile through read more
A sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the unexpected, and smile through the unbearable.
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, read more
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture.
People are not perfect (except when they smile).
People are not perfect (except when they smile).