Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on read more

Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.

The wise weigh their words on a scale with gold.

The wise weigh their words on a scale with gold.

Writers are the main landmarks of the past.

Writers are the main landmarks of the past.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

Satire is often the reflection of a kind of moral nausea.

Satire is often the reflection of a kind of moral nausea.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Show me the books he loves and I shall know the man far better than through mortal friends.

Show me the books he loves and I shall know the man far better than through mortal friends.

I think we must quote whenever we feel that the allusion is interesting or helpful or amusing.

I think we must quote whenever we feel that the allusion is interesting or helpful or amusing.

In judging others, folks will work overtime for no pay.

In judging others, folks will work overtime for no pay.