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There are two means of refuge from the misery of life -- music and cats.
There are two means of refuge from the misery of life -- music and cats.
Do our cats name us? My former husband swore that Humphrey and Dolly and Bean Blossom called me The Big read more
Do our cats name us? My former husband swore that Humphrey and Dolly and Bean Blossom called me The Big Hamburger.
Cats sleep Anywhere, Any table, Any chair, Top of piano, Window-ledge, In the middle, On the edge.
Cats sleep Anywhere, Any table, Any chair, Top of piano, Window-ledge, In the middle, On the edge.
If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.
If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.
The cat would eat fish, and would not wet her feet.
The cat would eat fish, and would not wet her feet.
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs read more
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.
Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is read more
Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
