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    Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.

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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

by Eddie Izzard Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Confound the cats! All cats--alway--
Cats of all colours, black, white, grey;
By night a nuisance and read more

Confound the cats! All cats--alway--
Cats of all colours, black, white, grey;
By night a nuisance and by day--
Confound the cats!

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It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it
catches mice.

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it
catches mice.

by Sir William Watson (2) Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!

by Theophile Gautier Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

by W.l. George Found in: Cats Quotes,
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It has been the providence of Nature to give this creature [the
cat] nine lives instead of one.

It has been the providence of Nature to give this creature [the
cat] nine lives instead of one.

by Bidpai (pilpay) Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Lauk! what a monstrous tail our cat has got!

Lauk! what a monstrous tail our cat has got!

by Henry Carey Found in: Cats Quotes,
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If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

by Mark Twain Found in: Cats Quotes, Learning Quotes,
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A cat may look like a king.

A cat may look like a king.

by Unattributed Author Found in: Cats Quotes,
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