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Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats

Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats

by Margaret Benson Found in: Cats Quotes, Dogs Quotes,
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Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

by Oliver Herford Found in: Cats Quotes,
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As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

by Ellen Perry Berkeley Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.

Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.

by Paul Gray Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Do our cats name us? My former husband swore that Humphrey and Dolly and Bean Blossom called me The Big read more

Do our cats name us? My former husband swore that Humphrey and Dolly and Bean Blossom called me The Big Hamburger.

by Eleanora Walker Found in: Cats Quotes,
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The cat has too much spirit to have no heart

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart

by Ernest Menaul Found in: Cats Quotes,
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The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

by P. G. Wodehouse Found in: Cats Quotes,
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The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he read more

The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won't sit upon a cold stove lid, either.

by Mark Twain Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

by Eddie Izzard Found in: Cats Quotes,
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