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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

by Eddie Izzard Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

by Oliver Herford Found in: Cats Quotes,
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There are two means of refuge from the misery of life -- music and cats.

There are two means of refuge from the misery of life -- music and cats.

by Albert Schweitzer Found in: Cats Quotes,
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When all candles be out, all cats be gray.

When all candles be out, all cats be gray.

by John Heywood Found in: Cats Quotes,
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does read more

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer

by Alfred North Whitehead Found in: Cats Quotes,
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His friends he loved. His direst earthly foes--
Cats--I believe he did but feign to hate.
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His friends he loved. His direst earthly foes--
Cats--I believe he did but feign to hate.
My hand will miss the insinuated nose,
Mine eyes the tail that wagged contempt at Fate.

by Sir William Watson (2) Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.

Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.

by Monica Edwards Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own.

Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own.

by John Dingman Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Cats are designated friends.

Cats are designated friends.

by Norman Corwin Found in: Cats Quotes,
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