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    If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer

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A man who carries a cat by the tail is getting experience that will always be helpful. He isn't likely read more

A man who carries a cat by the tail is getting experience that will always be helpful. He isn't likely to grow dim or doubtful. Chances are, he isn't likely to carry the cat that way again, either. But if he wants to, I say let him!

by Mark Twain Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.

Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.

by Paul Gray Found in: Cats Quotes,
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The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

by P. G. Wodehouse Found in: Cats Quotes,
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His friends he loved. His direst earthly foes--
Cats--I believe he did but feign to hate.
My read more

His friends he loved. His direst earthly foes--
Cats--I believe he did but feign to hate.
My hand will miss the insinuated nose,
Mine eyes the tail that wagged contempt at Fate.

by Sir William Watson (2) Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Confound the cats! All cats--alway--
Cats of all colours, black, white, grey;
By night a nuisance and read more

Confound the cats! All cats--alway--
Cats of all colours, black, white, grey;
By night a nuisance and by day--
Confound the cats!

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The Cat in Gloves catches no Mice.

The Cat in Gloves catches no Mice.

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A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so read more

A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he has only to spray and his presence is there for years on rainy days.

by Albert Einstein Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what they want.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what they want.

by Joseph Wood Krutch Found in: Cats Quotes,
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The cat would eat fish, and would not wet her feet.

The cat would eat fish, and would not wet her feet.

by John Heywood Found in: Cats Quotes,
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