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Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white read more
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
I don't psyche myself up. I psyche myself down. I think clearer when I'm not psyched up.
I don't psyche myself up. I psyche myself down. I think clearer when I'm not psyched up.
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.
Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball - you know, the read more
Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball - you know, the one where he plays every position himself with nobody else on the field but him? Now that I think of it, Bugs is still my idol. You have to love a ballplayer like that.
You mean in the state?
(when asked if he felt his team should be ranked in the Top Twenty read more
You mean in the state?
(when asked if he felt his team should be ranked in the Top Twenty this season)
Rapport? You mean like, 'You run as fast as you can, and I'll throw it as far as I can'? read more
Rapport? You mean like, 'You run as fast as you can, and I'll throw it as far as I can'?
(when asked about his rapport with wide receiver Jerry Rice)
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.
There are only two kinds of coaches -- those who have been fired, and those who will be fired.
There are only two kinds of coaches -- those who have been fired, and those who will be fired.
Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.
Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.