Sports do not build character. They reveal it.

Sports do not build character. They reveal it.

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's read more

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books)

The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball

The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball

I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
(after the team's cocaptain, offensive read more

I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
(after the team's cocaptain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis)

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

The integrity of the game is everything.

The integrity of the game is everything.

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.

The bell that tolls for all in boxing belongs to a cash register.

The bell that tolls for all in boxing belongs to a cash register.

Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.
(recounting what he told a player read more

Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.
(recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D)