But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's read more

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books)

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
(explaining read more

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
(explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice, 1982)

Victory goes to the player who makes the next to last mistake.

Victory goes to the player who makes the next to last mistake.

I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.

Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.

Use it or lose it.

Use it or lose it.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, read more

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up.

I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
(after the team's cocaptain, offensive read more

I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
(after the team's cocaptain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis)