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You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline. It helps if you have some read more
You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER
When we have adversity we oftentimes tend to look around and think that we're the Lone Ranger. We tend to read more
When we have adversity we oftentimes tend to look around and think that we're the Lone Ranger. We tend to believe that we're the only one who has problems. And we always look around and see others who are more talented, taller, smarter, handsomer, or faster. I can assure you, everyone has problems—even football coaches. The ability we have to handle this adversity will determine the degree of success that we will have in life.
I feel an autumnal Saturday, no matter how beautiful, is wasted if it doesn't find me sitting in on a read more
I feel an autumnal Saturday, no matter how beautiful, is wasted if it doesn't find me sitting in on a football game.
I'm old, old enough to play baseball or football. I'm not eight yet. My Mom told me when you start read more
I'm old, old enough to play baseball or football. I'm not eight yet. My Mom told me when you start baseball, you aren't going to be able to run that fast because you had an operation. I told Mom I wouldn't need to run fast. When I play baseball, I'll just hit them out of the park. Then I'll be able to walk.
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good read more
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.
Being in politics is like coaching football. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough read more
Being in politics is like coaching football. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it's important.
Commenting on LaVell Edwards' contribution to college football: He may not be at the head of the class, but whatever read more
Commenting on LaVell Edwards' contribution to college football: He may not be at the head of the class, but whatever class he is in it doesn't take long to call the roll.
Martha was watching the football game with me when she said, 'You know, most of these sports are based on read more
Martha was watching the football game with me when she said, 'You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group.' 'Yeah,' I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny.
If you are worshipping false gods—such as football, baseball, gold, tennis, or money or technology or automobiles or houses or read more
If you are worshipping false gods—such as football, baseball, gold, tennis, or money or technology or automobiles or houses or gold or silver—and you can tell what a man worships by what he does on Sunday—repent and start worshipping the true and living God, the maker of heaven and earth and all things that in them are.