I'm old, old enough to play baseball or football. I'm not eight yet. My Mom told me when you start baseball, you aren't going to be able to run that fast because you had an operation. I told Mom I wouldn't need to run fast. When I play baseball, I'll just hit them out of the park. Then I'll be able to walk.
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In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard.
In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard.
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good read more
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.
Current condition of the BYU football program? I think it's in good shape. We've got some good young players. We've read more
Current condition of the BYU football program? I think it's in good shape. We've got some good young players. We've had two or three pretty good recruiting years. We lost some players, obviously, that hurt us, but you always have turnover in college through attrition (graduation, transfers). That's the nature of the game.
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Being in politics is like coaching football. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it's important.
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If we could get the public as involved and as informed about politics as they are about Monday Night Football, we would not have as many problems. People have to get off their duffs and participate.
How is your health? I feel pretty good, and I'm very anxious to get the season going. I think we read more
How is your health? I feel pretty good, and I'm very anxious to get the season going. I think we have a chance to have a good football team. I don't have any health problems. I don't know how any of the stuff gets started.... My health is very good.
If you are worshipping false gods—such as football, baseball, gold, tennis, or money or technology or automobiles or houses or read more
If you are worshipping false gods—such as football, baseball, gold, tennis, or money or technology or automobiles or houses or gold or silver—and you can tell what a man worships by what he does on Sunday—repent and start worshipping the true and living God, the maker of heaven and earth and all things that in them are.
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. there are no winners, only survivors.
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. there are no winners, only survivors.
You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline. It helps if you have some read more
You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER
