These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what read more

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took read more

It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.

By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.

By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your read more

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.