Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what read more

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your read more

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.

By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.