Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.

By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what read more

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, read more

Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, it breaks your heart. Don't break your heart, but flirt with the possibility.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took read more

It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.