I am the toughest golfer mentally.

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your read more

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, read more

Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, it breaks your heart. Don't break your heart, but flirt with the possibility.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.