These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took read more

It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your read more

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, read more

Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, it breaks your heart. Don't break your heart, but flirt with the possibility.

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.

By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.