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    There are only two truly infinite things, the universe and
    stupidity. And I am unsure about the universe.

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I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

by Dame Edith Sitwell Found in: Stupidity Quotes,
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It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to
open it and remove all doubt.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to
open it and remove all doubt.

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Against stupidity the very gods
Themselves contend in vain.
[Ger., Mit der Dummheit kampfen Gotter selbst vergebens.]

Against stupidity the very gods
Themselves contend in vain.
[Ger., Mit der Dummheit kampfen Gotter selbst vergebens.]

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Why, sir, Sherry is dull, naturally dull; but it must have taken
him a great deal of pains to read more

Why, sir, Sherry is dull, naturally dull; but it must have taken
him a great deal of pains to become what we now see him. Such an
excess of stupidity, Sir, is not in Nature.

by Samuel Johnson Found in: Stupidity Quotes,
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former.

by John Dryden Found in: Stupidity Quotes,
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Personally, I have a great admiration for stupidity.

Personally, I have a great admiration for stupidity.

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Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!

Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!

by George Carlin Found in: Stupidity Quotes,
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has
a longer shelf life.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has
a longer shelf life.

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With various readings stored his empty skull,
Learn'd without sense, and venerably dull.

With various readings stored his empty skull,
Learn'd without sense, and venerably dull.

by Charles Churchill Found in: Stupidity Quotes,
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