The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.

The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.

Never before have so many been taken for so much and left with so little.

Never before have so many been taken for so much and left with so little.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.

The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.

The power to tax involves the power to destroy.

The power to tax involves the power to destroy.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.

The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.

Taxes are the sinews of the state.

Taxes are the sinews of the state.

Death and taxes are inevitable.

Death and taxes are inevitable.