There can no longer be anyone too poor to vote.

There can no longer be anyone too poor to vote.

No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.

No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.

Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.

A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.

We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.

We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.

You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on read more

You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble.

Where annual elections end, there slavery begins.

Where annual elections end, there slavery begins.

In times of stress and strain, people will vote.

In times of stress and strain, people will vote.

Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.

Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.