We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.

We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.

Vote for the man who promises least--he'll be the least disappointing.

Vote for the man who promises least--he'll be the least disappointing.

When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I read more

When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a chance.".

Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.

Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.

The margin is narrow, but the responsibility is clear.

The margin is narrow, but the responsibility is clear.

Where annual elections end, there slavery begins.

Where annual elections end, there slavery begins.

When a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.

When a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.

Among free men there can be no successful appeal from the ballot to the bullet.

Among free men there can be no successful appeal from the ballot to the bullet.