When a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.

When a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.

You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on read more

You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble.

A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.

A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.

In times of stress and strain, people will vote.

In times of stress and strain, people will vote.

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is read more

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost.

The future of this republic is in the hands of the American voter.

The future of this republic is in the hands of the American voter.

When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I read more

When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a chance.".

Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same read more

Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.

It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of read more

It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people.