In times of stress and strain, people will vote.

In times of stress and strain, people will vote.

When a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.

When a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.

We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.

We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.

The future of this republic is in the hands of the American voter.

The future of this republic is in the hands of the American voter.

The margin is narrow, but the responsibility is clear.

The margin is narrow, but the responsibility is clear.

You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on read more

You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble.

Vote for the man who promises least--he'll be the least disappointing.

Vote for the man who promises least--he'll be the least disappointing.

Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.

Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.

Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.