I would not vote for the mayor. It's not just because he didn't
invite me to dinner, but because read more

I would not vote for the mayor. It's not just because he didn't
invite me to dinner, but because on my way into town from the
airport there were such enormous potholes.

Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.

Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.

Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any old yokel vote.

Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any old yokel vote.

We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.

We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Don't buy a single vote more than necessary.

Don't buy a single vote more than necessary.

Millions of voites are thrown out in election after election in
this country. Now that's a story.

Millions of voites are thrown out in election after election in
this country. Now that's a story.

Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.

Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.

I hope that no American . . . will waste his franchise and throw
away his vote by voting read more

I hope that no American . . . will waste his franchise and throw
away his vote by voting either for me or against me solely on
account of my religious affiliation. It is not relevant.