Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

In every mess I find a friend,
In every port a wife.

In every mess I find a friend,
In every port a wife.

Flesh of thy flesh, nor yet bone of thy bone.

Flesh of thy flesh, nor yet bone of thy bone.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.

In thy face have I seen the eternal.

In thy face have I seen the eternal.

Be thou the rainbow to the storms of life!
The evening beam that smiles the clouds away,
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Be thou the rainbow to the storms of life!
The evening beam that smiles the clouds away,
And tints to-morrow with prophetic ray!

So bent on self-sanctifying,--
That she never thought of trying
To save her poor husband as well.

So bent on self-sanctifying,--
That she never thought of trying
To save her poor husband as well.