As a woman I have no country. As a woman my country is the whole world.

As a woman I have no country. As a woman my country is the whole world.

Where is the man who has the power and skill
To stem the torrent of a woman's will?
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Where is the man who has the power and skill
To stem the torrent of a woman's will?
For if she will, she will, you may depend on't;
And if she won't, she won't; so there's an end on't.

Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions

Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions

Women made us lose paradise, but how frequently we find it again in their arms

Women made us lose paradise, but how frequently we find it again in their arms

Not she with trait'rous kiss her Saviour stung,
Not she denied Him with unholy tongue;
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Not she with trait'rous kiss her Saviour stung,
Not she denied Him with unholy tongue;
She, while apostles shrank, could danger brave,
Last at His cross, and earliest at His grave.

Women, can't live with them, can't live without them.

Women, can't live with them, can't live without them.

Oh, the gladness of their gladness when they're glad,
And the sadness of their sadness when they're sad;
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Oh, the gladness of their gladness when they're glad,
And the sadness of their sadness when they're sad;
But the gladness of their gladness, and the sadness of their
sadness,
Are as nothing to their badness when they're bad.

"And now, Madam," I addressed her, "we shall try who shall get the
breeches."

"And now, Madam," I addressed her, "we shall try who shall get the
breeches."

Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler

Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler